What’s manlier than fishing? I doubt anything, especially when your ‘Skip’ is missing a few teeth, has tattoos saying “No Mercy” and “No Remorse” on both arms, and whose uniform is a blue wife-beater.
If you like getting the red carpet treatment on your chartered fishing trips then you’ve come to the wrong place sonny Jim. Peninsula & Westernport Fishing Charters is more of a no-frills fishing charter. In-fact, it’s fairly Spartan and surly with a terrible atmosphere.
However, that being said, there’s unlimited bait and a BBQ is provided (but don’t expect them to cater for vegetarians).
One of the best things about a fishing trip, and especially this one, is that everyone is suddenly an expert; regardless of whether or not they are catching any fish. Everyone on the boat is desperately trying to sound like they know what they’re talking about.
My Tip: before you even think of stepping foot on the boat, grow your beard, don a flanny, and buy one of those flame beanies you get from the servo. If you follow these tips you’re sure to get some serious boat cred.
Some fishing trips measure their success in the amount of fish seen / caught. Not this one, we didn’t actually catch any fish.
But what is fishing about really? – Glad you asked, here is a graph:
As you can see from the graph fishing in actuality doesn’t really have that much to do with catching fish. The numbers never lie.
So based on this graph Peninsula & Westernport Fishing Charters pretty much has it all, plenty of shit-talk, tangles up the whazoo, with a hint of fishing.
So pack some food and drinks for a mediocre day out on the water, but a rip-snorter of a trip with da boyz.
Price: $70 Per Person
Address: Hastings VIC 3915
Phone: (03) 9769 5544
If you like getting the red carpet treatment on your chartered fishing trips then you’ve come to the wrong place sonny Jim.